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Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again

 

Friendship is a network that needs: no recharge! no roaming! no validity! no activation! no signal problems! just dont switch off your Heart.!

 

Some Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes your wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of your mail id"

 

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed!

 

 

He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!

 

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

 

A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.

 

Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon,

Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...?

 

Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..

 

Who is a Dost?

Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye,

Bevajah sar khaye,

Jeb khali karwaye,

Kabhi sataye,

Kabhi rulaye,

Magar hamesha saath Nibhaye